Girls!! Don't waste energy faking orgasms. Most men couldn't give a toss anyway and you could use the energy you save to hoover the house afterwards.
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Post your MAN TIP here. If it makes the Top 5 you win a Scruffs Emergency Wedding Ring!!
Our Top 5 submitted by you!
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№ 1 - Save it - TREV WOLVES
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№ 2 - Dust the crops - JONNY ESSEX
Lads if your ever trapped in the super market with the missus when your brewing a sticker simply guide her to the flowers on a vague guise of buying her some, RELEASE THE FOUL GAS IN ONE CLEAN CLENCHED CROP DUSTING ACTION (stench cunningly hidden by the flowers), exclaim theres no flower that could match her beauty and guide her away before you fall victim to a narsty back draft!!!
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№ 3 - Divorce - NIGEL LEEDS
Boys, eliminate the risk of an expensive divorce. Just get bladdered one Friday night down the local. Find a bird you don't like and buy her a house! Guaranteed to work!
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№ 4 - Cut 'n' blow dry - JON Q
You're out getting a sarnie for your lunch when you decide to pop into the local barbers to spruce up the barnet for the weekend. But the lovely sarf american beauty is more interested in playing with your ears & tickling your neck instead, and you've got to get back on site. Now, you like a trim Brazilian as much as the next man but you tell her "enough's enough", give her a tip to make her eyes water, and agree to meet her round the tradesmans after work to check out her fringe benefits.
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№ 5 - Environment - MARKO NOTTS
Think of the environment and your pocket when wearing those smalls! Think "inside out/back to front" and if you are shrewd (and careful) you can get four wears per pair between washes...saving you a fortune in laundry bills and (more importantly) doing your bit to save the planet!